My lumpy is a Amethyst Cluster, which is supposed to have healing properties and wait for it ....the Greeks believed that the stone protected its owner from "drunkeness". Not sure the healing properties are working but I cannot tolerate much alcohol, so I guess the Greeks are right:)
Lyrics from "Poison Ivy" by the Hollies
Measles make you mumpy
Mumps'll make you lumpy
Chicken pox will make you jump and twitch
Common cold'll cool you
Whooping cough will fool you
But Poison Ivy Lord will make you itch
